Fifty Rules Over Fifty

by Stevan Duglas

“Old you” has TWO CHOICES. Be someone everyone loves, or be someone everyone wants to kill. What’s it gonna be?

If you love the comedy of Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jerry Seinfeld, and Dave Chappelle, then this book is right up your alley.

In Fifty Rules Over Fifty, Duglas makes light of the really weird quirks, habits, opinions and ways of the elderly. Written in a self-deprecating, crass, ranting, comedic style, Fifty Rules Over Fifty is laugh-out-loud hilarity, both poking fun at aging, and providing practical advice for becoming a more useful, tolerable, old person.

The book is based on a letter and a list of FIFTY (50) rules that Duglas wrote to his older self. The rules were written to prevent him from “becoming a bitter, intolerable, useless, pain in the ass, old, idiot.” The list includes rules like:

• no old people shoes
• stop yelling at people, and
• fart in private

Buy now to laugh at the quirks of aging, and to learn how to stay young, cool and tolerable.

Reader note: this book contains subject matter that may be considered offensive, including foul language, sexuality, ageism and mature themes. Discretion is advised.